February 2012
12 posts
Feb 22nd
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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10 things I'd have sex with if I could.
Chocolate (no nuts please) Pizza (can’t be stuffed crust, leave that to me) Money (can’t have been in a rap music video) Trees (no weeping willows, I hate all that crying stuff) Animals (only accepting mermaids) Weed (+1 if it’s in chocolate brownies on top of pizza being served by a half mermaid half tree thing)  Ex-girlfriend (minus the gonorrhea) (and penis) Russell...
Feb 14th
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Anonymous asked: Zack, I was just adding up the cost of all the Valentine's dinners I've bought over the years. I believe that somebody at Chili's owes me a blow job. I wonder if I'll need my receipts?
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Dude, where are we?
I traveled to Disney this past weekend and could have taken amazing and hilarious pictures to show everyone. Unfortunately (yet fortunately), I was high most of the time (all of the time) and completely forgot. But remember, “a hit a day keeps the doctor away.” Stay high people. - Zack
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Anonymous asked: Didn't watching the Super Bowl last night remind you how coach Joe Paterno must be looking down from heaven, watching a young boy being molested and not doing anything about it?
Feb 6th
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
33 posts
Jan 31st
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Anonymous asked: Lol. You crack me up.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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“The 50-70 year olds who run my gov and don’t know how to use computers are...”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
Anonymous asked: Zack, my girlfriend wouldn't give me oral because she was using her Crest White Strips, so I jerked off on her toothbrush. That's fair, right?
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Anonymous asked: There's a video on Youtube that it won't let me post here but it says how to pronounce your name, is it right?
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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lindseyismyname asked: Hi
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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I officially haven’t showered all year.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
17 posts
F*ck, wasn’t raptured. #2011in3words
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 22nd
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